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Momotaro Apotheca Salve Review

Momotaro Apotheca Salve Review

This plant based Multi-Use Salve is made with ingredients that are known for their power to heal. With Echinacea, Tea Tree, Goldenseal and Calendula, this light topical has ingredients that have been shown to gently relieve symptoms associated with yeast and bacterial infections, as well as general irritation from sex, clothing, or exercise – the Momotaro Apotheca salve puts wellness at your fingertips.

Episode 306: Dylan Ryan and T.Pfister

Episode 306: Dylan Ryan and T.Pfister

Dylan Ryan needs no introduction, and when she brings T.Pfister to the CrashPad you know she’ll live up to her name! After bending Dylan over and eating her ass, T.Pfister fingerfucks her until she squirts all over the bed. Later Dylan rides T.Pfister’s whole hand for another mattress-wrecking orgasm, before changing saddles and sitting on her face. Whelp, guess I’m doing laundry today.

Crash Pad Episode 298: April Flores and Papi Femme

Crash Pad Episode 298: April Flores and Papi Femme

What’s hotter than April Flores in fishnets? Papi Femme cutting off April Flores’ fishnets! Papi gets his well-lubed hands on April’s pussy, and then his cock, and then an nJoy Pure Wand, and then his… well, you get the idea. A blowjob and many orgasms later, this Femme4femme fantasy is finished, but the legend lives on.

CrashPad Episode 297: ACAB and Unkle Daddy Review

CrashPad Episode 297: ACAB and Unkle Daddy Review

Unkle Daddy needs someone handy to get handsy with, and ACAB’s an eager helper. After some fun with a flogger, candle wax, and clothes pins, Unkle discovers ACAB’s secret project… a cordless, DIY fucking machine! Well, it’s a sawzall with a dildo attached, but you have to admire the ingenuity! Now ACAB’s at the business end of a couple thousand strokes per minute, guided by Unkle’s itchy trigger finger. Now we’re playing with power!

SquarePegToys Big Stick Dildo Review

SquarePegToys Big Stick Dildo Review

The SquarePegToys Big Stick SuperSoft Silicone Harness Compatible Dildo is a sculpted phallus that feels natural in the hand and great during insertion. This dildo features a nice amount of girth for a full sensation and it’s long enough for those who need that deep feeling of penetration.

ZALO Hero PulseWave Silicone Massager Review

ZALO Hero PulseWave Silicone Massager Review

Zalo hero pulsewave silicone vibrator is an elegant, compact shape vibrator that can deliver superior ergonomics and functionality for a seamless experience bringing you clitoral pleasure unlike any you’ve ever experienced before.

WaterSlyde Review

WaterSlyde Review

The patented WaterSlyde™, is a sleek plastic water diverter that simply attaches to most forward facing bathtub spouts. The water flow is easily...

We-Vibe Wish Review

We-Vibe Wish Review

​About: From We-Vibe “Sink into the plush power of Wish by We-Vibe. Experience a new sensation with our exclusive PowerPulse™ vibration. The soft...

We-Vibe Nova Review

We-Vibe Nova Review

​About: From We-Vibe “Nova by We-Vibe™ combines the pleasure of G-spot stimulation with powerful clitoral vibration. The unique design flexes with...

Liberator Flip Ramp Review

Liberator Flip Ramp Review

​About: From the Liberator Site “Versatility was never so sexy. The Flip Ramp is the perfect combination of functionality and discretion. When open,...

We-Vibe Rave Review

We-Vibe Rave Review

​About: From We-Vibe “The soft edges and powerful rumble of Rave by We-Vibe stimulate your senses and satisfy your G-spot. The unique asymmetrical...

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