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Number One Laboratory BJ Dildo Review

by Carly S. | Sex Education & Toy Guides

About The Number One Laboratory BJ Dildo features a funnel-shaped hollow core which opens up to a suction cup base. With an open hole at the end,...

Sexy Mercury Retrograde Survival Guide

by Carly S. | Sex Education & Toy Guides, Witch Bitch

What is Mercury Retrograde? You've probably heard a friend blame a wacky occurrence on Mercury Retrograde, or seen a meme making fun of it, but what...

Episode 306: Dylan Ryan and T.Pfister

by Carly S. | Reviews

Dylan Ryan needs no introduction, and when she brings T.Pfister to the CrashPad you know she’ll live up to her name! After bending Dylan over and eating her ass, T.Pfister fingerfucks her until she squirts all over the bed. Later Dylan rides T.Pfister’s whole hand for another mattress-wrecking orgasm, before changing saddles and sitting on her face. Whelp, guess I’m doing laundry today.