The Heated Rivalry Pleasure Playbook. Sex Toy Suggestions Based On Your New Obsession. If Heated Rivalry (the queer hockey romance book-turned-TV show) left you hot and bothered, you’re not alone. The sweaty locker rooms, the intense stares across the rink, those forbidden hotel room hookups – it’s a lot (in the best way). As a cheeky, sex-positive queer blogger and unapologetic fan, I’m here to say: why just watch the icy-hot drama when you can feel it? Consider this your “If you liked that, try this” guide to pairing the show’s enemies-to-lovers, high-stakes tension with toys that bring the heat (and the ice) from hornystoner.com into your bedroom. Grab your gear and let’s drop the puck on some seriously erotic empowerment!
Icy-Hot Chemistry – We-Vibe Temp Heating & Cooling Vibrator
Remember those frosty glares Shane and Ilya would exchange on the ice, only to later melt into each other? 🔥 We-Vibe Temp is the perfect toy to capture that contrast. It’s a lay-on vibrator that literally does temperature play – we’re talking instant heat and chill at the push of a button. This vibe warms up to 38°C (100°F) and cools down to 20°C (68°F) on demand, so you can tease yourself (or a partner) with Heated Rivalry’s signature mix of cold tension and fiery release. No need to fumble with ice cubes or hot towels; Temp flips between cozy warmth and refreshing chill faster than our boys go from trading insults to swapping spit. It also delivers deep, rumbly vibrations to awaken all your senses – imagine a slow tease up your neck like an icy kiss, then a sudden warm buzz on that spot that makes you gasp. Hello, locker-room cold shower meets steamy sauna fantasy! Waterproof and all gender-friendly, you can use it anywhere on any body. Pro tip: try it in the bath or shower for full “sweaty post-game cooldown” vibes. This toy brings the same will-they-won’t-they thrill as our favorite rivalry – one minute cool and teasing, the next hot and intense – and trust me, your nerves will be tingling. We-Vibe Temp is the MVP of temperature play, perfect for recreating that shivery, electric chemistry that had you yelling “Kiss already!” at the screen.
No Penalties, Only Pleasure – Sportsheets No Matter Where Restraint System
Secret hotel room hookup energy? Yes, please. Shane and Ilya got very creative sneaking around on road trips, and with the No Matter Where Bondage Restraint System, you can too (minus the risk of a nosy coach or fellow player knocking on the door). This ultra-portable kit lets you set up a kinky scene anywhere, anytime – it has nearly 10 feet of adjustable straps that can transform a bed, door, or sturdy piece of furniture into your personal dungeon. In a cramped hotel room or your own bedroom, it’s got you covered. Feeling like reenacting that moment one of them gets shoved against the wall in a heated argument? Slide the straps over the door for some standing bondage fun. Want to play out a “pinned to the bed, you’re not going anywhere” scenario? Strap down the mattress and go spread-eagle – the system comes with four cuffs to lock down wrists and ankles and keep your partner right where you want them. Talk about a power play! The best part is how easy and discreet it is: no permanent installation, no tell-tale headboard handcuffs when mom visits. Just stash it in your luggage or under the bed and channel that competitive tension into some seriously sexy restraint. In Heated Rivalry, control flips back and forth – on the ice and in bed. With this kit, you and your lover can trade who’s in charge too: “Give your partner total control” as you surrender, or take the reins and tease them mercilessly. (After all, someone’s gotta sit in the penalty box 😉.) Safe, sturdy, and beginner-friendly, the No Matter Where system lets you indulge all those “hold me down and have me” fantasies with the versatility of a seasoned switch. Trust me, there’s no sweeter agony than being at your rival-lover’s mercy in any position they like – and no actual referees to blow the whistle!
Big Wand Energy – Doxy Die Cast Metal Wand Massager
When it comes to intensity, Shane and Ilya know how to go full throttle – and so should your vibrator. Meet the Doxy Die Cast, a metal-bodied wand that brings major big wand energy to your bedroom. This thing is a beast (in all the right ways). It’s crafted from a sleek aluminum-titanium alloy, giving it a nice heft for uncompromised power. How much power, you ask? Enough to make your toes curl and your eyes roll back like you’ve just scored the game-winning goal. The Doxy Die Cast is described as an upgrade for those who crave “bigger, bolder sensations,” with extra weight that intensifies every vibration for deeper, more powerful thrills. In non-hockey terms: it vibrates hard, it vibrates deep, and it’ll leave your legs as shaky as a double overtime. This wand’s easy controls let you rev from a low rumbly 3000 RPM to a mind-numbing 9000 RPM – plus an escalating pulse mode when you’re feeling fancy. Think of it like the power skate drills of sex toys: start slow and tease, then slam it into high gear when you’re ready to finish strong. The broad head covers lots of surface area (great for all genders – on the clit, along the shaft, against nipples, you name it) and the vibrations are so penetrating you could use it on sore muscles after hockey practice too… if you weren’t so busy using it for other ahem activities. 😉 Use this wand to play out a “who can hold out longer” competition in the bedroom. Loser buys post-game beers, winner… well, actually with this toy, everyone wins. The Doxy Die Cast delivers “deeper, more powerful thrills” than your average vibe, making it perfect for echoing Heated Rivalry’s intensity. When the tension’s been building (on-screen or in real life) and you need that all-over release, this wand is the ultimate closer. Suit up, plug in, and let it electrify your senses – no gentle love taps here, this is full-contact pleasure.
Remote-Controlled Rivalry – Lovense Hush 2 App-Controlled Butt Plug
Forbidden love is hot; forbidden vibes in public? Next-level hot. One of the sexiest aspects of Shane and Ilya’s relationship is all the secret intimacy: covert glances, coded texts, the thrill of almost getting caught. To channel that energy, allow me to introduce the Lovense Hush 2, a Bluetooth-enabled vibrating butt plug that turns any outing into a tantalizing game of “Don’t let them see how turned on you are.” This thing is built for stealthy thrills. It’s whisper-quiet but super powerful – we’re talking intense, rumbly vibrations for a “juicy session” either at home or in public. (Emphasis on public, you adventurous little fiends.) The Hush 2 comes in multiple sizes, but the Large (2.25 inch diameter) is clearly for our advanced players who laugh in the face of “too much”. Pop this plug in and hand the controls to your partner via the Lovense app – now you’ve got a one-way ticket to Tease City. Your partner can be sitting right next to you or literally halfway across the world, and still make you squirm with a swipe on their phone. Long-distance lovers, rejoice: this is how you keep the fire burning across time zones. Closer to home, you could be having a fancy dinner or, say, an awards ceremony (looking at you, MLH Rookie of the Year scene) while your lover secretly buzzes you from across the room. Every composed nod or tight smile hides the storm of sensation they’re sending your way. The Hush 2 is designed for comfortable long-term wear and has over 11 hours of continuous use per charge – that’s longer than an NHL playoff game with triple overtime! Its flared base keeps things safe and secure, even when the intensity ramps up. And oh boy, will it ramp up: this plug’s vibrations can be gentle or absolutely ferocious depending on your mood (or your partner’s devious intentions). If you want to live out a scene where you’re trying to maintain your poker face in public while your rival-turned-lover literally pushes your buttons, the Hush 2 is the ultimate power play. It’s all the high-stakes, secretive excitement of Heated Rivalry in a toy – control, submission, and a deliciously naughty secret buzzing between you two. Check out all the app-enabled options here. Just be sure to agree on a safe-word (or maybe a safe emoji?) for “cut the vibrations NOW” – because when your enemy lover has the remote, you might end up blushing as red as a penalty flag. 😏
Go Big or Go Home –King Cock Elite 9 in. Dual Density Silicone Cock Realistic Dildo With Suction Cup
You knew this was coming – the part where we talk about size. Heated Rivalry does not shy away from the fact that its leading men are, shall we say, well-equipped (hockey does love its sticks, right?). To honor that, let’s bring in the King Cock Elite 9 in. Dual Density Silicone Cock Realistic Dildo With Suction Cup a toy that truly embodies “big hands, big… well, you get it.” This girthy giant offers 9 full inches of insertable length and about 1.97 inches of width, all in gloriously premium dual-density silicone. Translation: it’s as thick and satisfying as those locker room fantasies in your head. The dual-density means it’s firm on the inside with a cushy realistic outer layer (plus a silky satin finish) for a ride that’s oh so right. The product description literally brags a “satin texture provides a more satisfying sensation,” and they’re not kidding. This dildo feels real – real hefty, real filling, and real mmm when you lube it up (water-based lube is your friend – and lots of it, because you’re gonna need it). Why is this the perfect Heated Rivalry toy? Because sometimes you want to re-enact that moment when all the unresolved angst explodes into passionate sex – no holding back, no half measures. Go big or go home, baby. Maybe you’re feeling like channeling Shane, taking charge and riding this dildo to prove a point (and reaching new personal bests in the process). Or perhaps you’re in an Ilya mood, proud and cocky, wielding this toy to lay claim to your “enemy” in the most direct way possible. Either way, a 9-inch dildo is about staking your claim. It’s the hat trick of dildos – size, girth, and a strong suction-cup base if you want to mount it for hands-free play (shower wall scene, anyone?). The King Cock Elite 9″ Cock is also harness-compatible, so strap it on if you want to literally give your partner the business like a hockey enforcer checking an opponent (consensually, of course!). It’s a “realistic molded dong” in look and feel, which helps the fantasy along – close your eyes and you might imagine it’s, well, a certain rival athlete taking you to town. 😉 This toy isn’t for the faint of heart (or first-timers), but hey, neither is falling in love with your sworn competitor. If you’re up for the challenge, the payoff is toe-curlingly good. Take it slow, breathe, and then let that sweet stretch hit all the spots. By the time you’re done, you’ll be saying “Holy puck, did I just do that?!” – and likely texting your bestie that you need to gush about a mind-blowing experience. In the spirit of Heated Rivalry’s mantra, you really won’t be doing any dildon’ts with this one – it’s a Dildo DO all the way.
🍌 The Banana Agenda (Now Featuring Props)
If you watched Heated Rivalry and didn’t clock Scott Hunter, the banana smoothie, and the banana socks… first of all, I love your innocence. Second of all, this section is for the rest of us who immediately went, “Oh. That’s a thing now.” At this point, bananas are basically a recurring character. And honestly? That feels correct. So yes—we’re leaning in.
Banana Toys: For When You Want the Joke and the Orgasm
Banana-shaped toys are one of those rare unicorns where the aesthetic is playful but the payoff is very real. They’re perfect for Heated Rivalry fans because they balance humor, curiosity, and heat—which is basically the whole emotional arc of the story.These are the toys you reach for when you want to say, “Yes, I’m horny—but I also have a sense of humor.”
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Emojibator Banana USB (cute, bright, deceptively powerful) Or Banana Cream Air Pulse & G-Spot Vibrator (versatile, cute, and discreet)
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Glas Banana Joy 7 in. Glass Banana Shaped Dildo (curved, ergonomic, and absolutely aware of what it’s doing)
Banana Pipe & Rolling Papers: For the Full Scott Hunter Experience
Because sometimes the vibe isn’t “take me right now.” Sometimes the vibe is banana smoothie energy. Adding a banana pipe and banana rolling papers turns this from a toy suggestion into a mood. This is pre-game ritual, post-episode wind-down, or “I need to process my feelings about these men” behavior.
Perfect for:
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Watching an episode and screaming internally
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Journaling your enemies-to-lovers feelings
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Setting the scene before (or after) play
It’s not just about getting high, it’s about leaning into the ritual. Heated Rivalry isn’t subtle, and neither is a bright yellow pipe on your coffee table. That’s the point. Because if Heated Rivalry taught us anything, it’s that sometimes the most intense connections start with something small, weird, and deeply specific. And sometimes that thing is… a banana.
Final buzzer
Whether you’re Team Hollander or Team Rozanov (or can’t possibly choose because chemistry), the key to a great “Dildo or Dildon’t” night is to have fun and embrace your inner fan. These toys each capture an aspect of Heated Rivalry – be it the icy-hot tease, the struggle for control, the intense power, the secret thrill, or the go-big passion. Mix and match for your own fantasy power-play! 🏒✨ Just like a good hockey game, great sex (solo or with a partner) is all about communication, practice, and a willingness to try wild new moves. So light a few candles (locker room fluorescent lighting is so unflattering), maybe throw on the Heated Rivalry soundtrack, and set the scene. Tonight, you’re not just a spectator – you’re the star of your very own queer enemies-to-lovers erotic showdown. Dildo? Oh, you dildo – and you do it with pride. Now go forth and score, champ! 🥅💖
